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Me as a Snowman: Weary, slightly scared, yet triumphant!

I’ve been a bit neglectful of the blog and the Internet world in general lately but that’s because I’ve been working on a surprise side project: I went to the snow! OH wait, that wasn’t the side project, that was tomorrow’s post. Focus Senorita Notoriosa!

Okay.

The real deal is that I wrote a profile of local blogger Katie Swanberg which I entered in a local journalism contest. Even though I publish things on the internet all the time this was very scary. The SacPress is much more widely read than my blog so I felt much more exposed.

The submissions will be graded on many criteria and among them is community participation. So, pretty please as a favor to me. Would you mind hopping over to Sac Press, reading my article and perhaps leave a comment with your thoughts? You can click here to get there.

Snowlady MLE says thank you!

Bueno Bag

A Hasty Life

Today’s post is part of A Hasty’s Life “It’s in the Bag Blog Crawl”. Today I’m taking the torch from La Georgia Paperie to tell you all about what’s in my bag. Get, ready, get set. Go!

First off, I have to say that this is my work bag. I mean, duh. It’s obviously not a clutch.

This bag is awesome, but we didn’t get off to a great start. My grandma gave her to me as a hand-me-down and I didn’t like the gold hardware. Then a few years ago I decided that I should be like an Indian princess and wear gold all the time every day as all beautiful Indian princesses do.

After this life-changing decision I was cleaning out my closet and I re-found my bag, set eyes on it’s lovely gold hardware and finally opened it up. That’s when I discovered the label!

Turns out my bag is BUENO! Just like me. Well actually I am BUENA, but we don’t have to get too picky about subject agreement.

B is for BUENO, it’s good enough for me!

Now, are you ready for the exciting contents? What does La Notoriousa carry with her every day?

The answer is: not too much. I do not like carrying crap around because I come from a long line of women who pack appallingly large purses full of snacks, alarm clocks and flashlights. You know, just in case! Once my Grandma got stuck in an elevator and within seconds she had produced snacks, water and a flashlight. She probably had a fold-up sleeping bag in there too. But I digress…

The point is, despite my pedigree I am not prepared for most emergency situations. I forget to bring important stuff on the regular. I tell myself that it’s part of my charm.

However there are two non-essentials that I always have. Number 1 is my camera. I have a Canon S90 that I love dearly and bring everywhere to practice for Foto School Sundays! Non-essential Number 2 is a mini-tape measure. I have a teeny-tiny thrift store addiction. I use the tape measure to ensure that the items I buy are the correct scale for my house. I know. DESIGN NERD alert!

So, there you go! That’s what’s in my bag. Yeah, baby, Yeah! Tomorrow I’m handing off the reigns to Semper Fi Mama. If your new and visiting thorugh the blog crawl a big Welcome to you! Come back tomorrow for Five for Friday!

Emily makes a plan

Ha ha! Got you again. Today I am talking about myself in third person, because it’s fun, and catchy and reminds me of that 90s show Clarissa explains it all which I never got to watch because we didn’t have cable.  :(

But as usual. I digress.

So on Monday I was talkin big about my BIG dreams and my BIG plans to be stupid-fearless and I alluded to a plan. As you all know well, I love plans, checklists, spreadsheets and things of that nature so when Jenny suggested the following simple plan I was all over it.

Why don’t you just use your blog and write one short story/essay a week. At the end of the year you’ll have 52 and you can pick out the themes and form a short story collection.

I know! Jenny is quite possibly a brilliant, mad genius! Even better? I’ve essentially been writing a short story once a week or so for most of the past year so my current plan is to KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON! At the end of the year I should have about 50 stories and then you guys can help me sort out a theme and we’ll have a real-life little book sketch that we’ve done? Right? I love it.

And I love you guys too. Just thought you should know, in case I hadn’t said so lately.

Okay, now it’s time for you to help me write my short-story book. What makes the best short stories? Musings on my courtship with Arnold. (I assure you this story is ca-razay). Life lessons? Like “How I learned to not just be a geek.” or the “Naturally a Disaster” variety like “When appliances attack”. Let me know. I’ll do my best to acquiesce to your excellent judgment.

Eternal Love,

Notoriously dumber and less fearful MLE

Emily Explains it All

Ha ha got you! I bet you thought I was going to talk about how wise and deliciously intelligent I am, but I’m not! Today, I’m going to tell you about the wisdom of another Emily. Specifically, Ms. Emily Henderson, who won last years Next Design Star competition.

via Emily Henderson Style

As you know, I am a big supporter of Emilys so when one of our kind won a Design Show I was psyched. Obviously I immediately had to start following her blog and sending her lunatic tweets. I can’t help it, I have to be me! Anyways, last year she did a post about a decision she made in early 2010 that led to her auditioning for the show. You can find the post here. I could give you my summary of my favorite parts but instead I’ll use the magic of cut and paste to share it with you in quote format.

So what was different about 2010, eh?  Well, for starters i woke up January 1st, and was all, ‘ok, life, fine, you asked for it, Emily Henderson is about to care less about what people think and take a few risks’. Cause, you want to know the real truth?  I was sick of people that are less smart and less talented being more successful because they have less fear. You heard me, and you know what I’m talking about.  Big words from a little blond, i know.  I hope that doesn’t come across boastful, cause I’m not saying I’m the smartest or most talented, but I kept seeing the same thing over and over, and was a little tired of wondering why it wasn’t happening to me. -Emily Henderson

Uh, does that hit any of you between the eyes? Cause it sure affected me. Maybe it’s cause she’s an Emily, or maybe it’s because I  see so many  dum-dums getting ahead in life because they don’t know they’re stupid. C’mon, I know that you are all thinking of the dum-dum you know that is wildly successful despite being an idiot. They are out there in droves.

Don’t worry, this is not going to be a blog post that rails against stupidity. I like to keep it positive. In fact this is actual a pro-dummy post. I’ve really been thinking about what she said and it’s time for me to be more fearless. Sure, I’ll probably make some spectacular mistakes but if you’ve read this blog for any length of time you’ll know that it’s not like I’m currently mistake free! Please! In the words of Cher Horowitz, “as if”.

So I decided this is the year to stop  mulling/thinking/half-wishing that I was a professional writer, blogger, creative-person and instead take steps to make it happen.

Enter Jenny, a friend of a friend who is an actual writer. She is currently finishing a young adult novel that will be published. Obviously she is awesome. We went to dinner last Friday and I was talking to her about writing and she said “Would you like to write a book?” and I was like, uh, I don’ know? To which our mutual friend Char replied “Of course you would!” with an astounding amount of confidence.

You know how sometimes people outside you see you more clearly than you see yourself? I think it was like that but I wasn’t convinced yet. After all Char did once convince me to see Scream 3 in the movie theater. I still haven’t recovered.

In reply to Char’s assertion I began listing all the boring and practical reasons I don’t have time to write a book. My full-time job, my child, what would I write about?, blah, blah, blah.

Mercifully Jenny interrupted me “Okay, pretend, I’m a publisher and I said ‘I will give you $20,000 to write a book, but you have to tell me in 2 days what it’s going to be about.’ What do you say?”

“I would write about Elian’s adoption, or a series of short funny stories” I said with about 2 milliseconds hesitation.

Uh… speaking of dummies. What kind of person thinks they don’t want to write a book but can spit out an answer like that instantaneously?

I think, quite possibly a person that might be dumb enough to write one.

Jenny also helped me formulate a plan. More on that later this week.